The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.