The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.