The Overthrow Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Miller gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.