The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.