The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.