The Committee Backfield Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Skattebo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.