The Hamstring Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.