The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.