The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Skattebo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.