The Hamstring Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.