The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.