The Snap Count Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.