The Committee Backfield Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The team goes up 21 early and Skattebo gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Skattebo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.