The Hamstring Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.