The Snap Count Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.