The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Skattebo gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.