The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.