The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.