The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.