The Hamstring Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Skattebo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.