The Garbage-Time Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Skattebo gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Skattebo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.