The Garbage-Time Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Skattebo gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
83%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.