The Fumble Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Skattebo, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.