The Snap Count Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A mysterious flag erases Skattebo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.