The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Skattebo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.