The Snap Count Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Skattebo's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Skattebo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.