The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Skattebo gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- A mysterious flag erases Skattebo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
91%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.