The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Skattebo gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Skattebo's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.