The Stuffed Run Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Skattebo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Skattebo, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.