The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Coach says Skattebo is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Skattebo is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Skattebo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.