The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Skattebo's stadium. Only over Skattebo.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Skattebo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.