The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Skattebo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Skattebo, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.