The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.