The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Skattebo gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Skattebo, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.