The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Skattebo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.