The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.