The Fumble Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.