The Garbage-Time Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.