The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Skattebo goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.