The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Coach says Skattebo is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Skattebo, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.