The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ward's stadium. Only over Ward.
- Ward is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ward scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.