The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Ward will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ward's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.