The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Every deep ball Ward throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ward's stadium. Only over Ward.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ward drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.