The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ward gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ward, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.