The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Ward is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ward's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.