The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Garbage time arrives early for Ward: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
78%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ward drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.