The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ward slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Ward, Ward, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.