The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ward, the end zone is a rumor.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ward, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.