The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Ward on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Ward's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ward drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.