The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Ward: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Every deep ball Ward throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ward's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.